You Are Now Very Old Birthday Card - Funny Christian Birthday Card

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″ – A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

Birthdays are the perfect time for a little laughter, and this funny Christian birthday card delivers exactly that. Featuring the humorous verse reference from Joshua 13:1, the card boldly declares: "Happy Birthday. The Lord said, 'You are now very old.'" It's the perfect blend of biblical humour and birthday fun for someone who appreciates faith and a good joke.

Ideal for friends, parents, siblings, grandparents, pastors, church members, or anyone with a great sense of humour, this Christian birthday greeting is sure to earn a laugh before the cake is even served. It's a lighthearted way to celebrate another year while poking fun at growing older through a clever Scripture reference.

The clean, modern typography gives the design a fresh, contemporary feel that works for men and women alike. Whether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or simply teasing someone about adding another candle to the cake, this card makes the occasion even more memorable.

The inside is left blank so you can add your own heartfelt birthday wishes, favourite Bible verse, or another joke to keep the laughter going.

Printed on premium heavyweight cardstock and paired with a coordinating envelope, this funny Christian birthday card is a great choice for anyone who believes birthdays should include plenty of smiles and just a little friendly teasing.