Funny Birthday Card | No Home for You

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″– A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

Getting older comes with a few new risks, and apparently being put in a home is one of them. This funny birthday card promises the birthday person they are safe for at least another year, as long as they play their cards right.

Featuring the message “I promise to NOT put you in a home this year. Play your cards right and next year should be safe too. Happy Birthday.” it is a cheeky choice for a parent, grandparent, older relative or friend who appreciates a little sarcasm with their birthday wishes.

Perfect for milestone birthdays or anyone who would rather laugh about getting older than pretend it isn't happening. The blank interior gives you plenty of room to add your own birthday message, whether heartfelt, inappropriate or somewhere in between.