New House – Funny Housewarming Card

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″– A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

This “New House” card is a funny and slightly unhinged way to celebrate someone moving into a new home. Featuring bold text on a clean white background, the message skips the formal congratulations and gets right to the important things: decent neighbours, strong Wi-Fi, and fully testing out the bathroom situation.

Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, first-time homeowners, or anyone moving into a new place, this card stands out from more traditional housewarming cards by keeping things casual, sarcastic, and painfully relatable. It’s the kind of card that feels more like a real conversation than a generic greeting.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, this greeting card has a polished and durable feel while keeping the focus on the message. The blank inside gives you space to add your own personal note, whether supportive, funny, or a warning that you really will be visiting soon.