Kidnapped – Funny Friendship Card

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• Bright white card 5″ x 7″ – A7 size
• Printed on a heavy card-stock
• Blank inside for your profound thoughts
• Coordinated envelope included
• Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

This “Kidnapped” card is a ridiculous and funny way to remind your best friend how much they mean to you. With bold text on a clean white background, the message takes friendship loyalty in a very questionable direction while still somehow managing to be weirdly supportive.

Perfect for best friends who communicate through sarcasm and chaotic humour, this card stands out from more traditional friendship cards by fully committing to the joke. It’s playful, overdramatic, and written for the kind of friendship where being lovingly insulted is basically a sign of affection.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, it has a polished and durable feel while keeping the focus on the message. The blank inside gives you space to add your own personal note, whether heartfelt, hilarious, or slightly more reassuring than the front.