Crap At Answering Phone - Funny Birthday Greeting Card

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″– A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

For the friend who is terrible at answering their phone but still deserves a birthday shoutout! This cheeky birthday card delivers a little sarcastic love with a whole lot of attitude. Perfect for your hard-to-reach bestie, the friend who ghosts your calls, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a bit of brutally honest humour!

Perfect for close friends or family with a strong sense of humour, this card stands out from more traditional birthday cards. It’s memorable, a little edgy, and definitely not your typical keepsake.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, it has a polished and durable feel while still keeping its playful tone. The blank inside gives you space to add your own message, whether you want to lean into the humour or add something more heartfelt.