Congrats on Boobs – Funny New Baby Card

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″– A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

This “Congrats on Boobs” card is a funny and playful way to celebrate a new baby while also acknowledging one of the more noticeable side effects of motherhood. Featuring bold text on a clean white background, the message combines new parent humour with lighthearted sarcasm in a way that feels fun and relatable.

Perfect for baby showers, new moms, close friends, sisters, or anyone with a good sense of humour about parenting and postpartum life, this card stands out from more traditional baby cards by keeping things casual, funny, and honest instead of overly sentimental. It’s designed for the friendships where people laugh through the chaos together.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, this greeting card has a polished and durable feel while keeping the focus on the message. The blank inside gives you space to add your own personal note, whether supportive, hilarious, heartfelt, or accompanied by coffee and snacks for the new parents.