Clothes & A Dictionary – Funny Christmas Card

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″– A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

This “Clothes & a Dictionary” card is a funny and sarcastic Christmas card for anyone whose questionable social media posts may have landed them on Santa’s watch list. Featuring bold text on a clean white background, the message combines holiday humour with a playful jab about spelling, grammar, and internet behaviour.

Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, teenagers, or anyone constantly posting online, this card stands out from more traditional Christmas cards by keeping things modern, relatable, and just a little savage. It’s ideal for people who appreciate sarcasm, social media humour, and playful roasting during the holidays.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, this greeting card has a polished and durable feel while keeping the focus on the message. The blank inside gives you space to add your own holiday note, whether heartfelt, hilarious, or full of additional spelling corrections for the recipient.