Bring Me A bottle of Your Finest House White Toddler Socks

Every sophisticated toddler knows exactly what to order. A bottle of the finest house white, served at the perfect temperature, of course.

These funny Bring Me a Bottle of Your Finest House White Toddler Socks put a toddler-sized spin on ordering a bottle of wine. One sole reads “Bring Me a Bottle,” while the other finishes the request with “Of Your Finest House White.” In this case, we’re pretty sure the house white comes from the fridge and is served in a bottle with a much different kind of label.

The simple grey and white design makes these socks easy to pair with everyday toddler outfits, while the message on the soles delivers the joke whenever those little feet are kicked up.

They make a hilarious gift for new parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles or anyone who appreciates a little grown-up humour in toddler form. Perfect for birthdays, baby showers, Christmas, stocking stuffers or just because, these novelty toddler socks are made for the little one with exceptionally refined taste.