Birthday Throat Punch – Funny Sarcastic Birthday Card

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Bright white card 5″ x 7″– A7 size
Printed on a heavy card-stock
Blank inside for your profound thoughts
Coordinated envelope included
Packaged in a plastic cover sleeve

This “Birthday Throat Punch” card is a sarcastic and hilarious way to celebrate someone you actually like. With bold text on a clean white background, the message delivers a playful twist that’s perfect for friendships built on humour and honesty. It’s just the right amount of edgy without missing the point.

Perfect for close friends, siblings, or coworkers who appreciate a bit of sarcasm, this card stands out from traditional birthday messages. It’s fun, memorable, and guaranteed to get a laugh from the right person.

Printed on high-quality cardstock, it has a polished and durable feel while maintaining its simple, bold design. The blank inside gives you space to add your own message, whether you keep it funny or soften it up a bit.